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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Rylinks » Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:13 pm

Odysseus: "Come, Achilles. Make peace with Agamemmnon and help defend the ships"

Achilles: "Umm, I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor??"

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:49 pm

Hey Beethoven's Fur Elise, can I buy you a beer?

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:50 pm

Hey, 8 piece from Stratego, can I buy you a beer?

Sorry no, I'm a Miner.

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:52 pm

Hey there large peninsula that forms most of the western territory of Turkey, can I buy you a beer?

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:09 pm

pterrus wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:50 pm Hey, 8 piece from Stratego, can I buy you a beer?

Sorry no, I'm a Miner.
that's a number 3 these days ;_;
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:13 pm

Stratego except all the pictures are accurate per their rank on the hotness scale.

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:17 pm

pterrus wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:13 pm Stratego except all the pictures are accurate per their rank on the hotness scale.
gross, dude. there's miners in there
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Post by pterrus » Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:19 pm

Skeletor wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:17 pm
pterrus wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:13 pm Stratego except all the pictures are accurate per their rank on the hotness scale.
gross, dude. there's miners in there
:lol:

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Sun Feb 05, 2023 11:34 pm

"waiter, these eggs are revolting!"
*on the plate a bunch of eggs are guillotining another egg like the french revolution*
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:20 am

i have a great idea for an rpg mechanic. fix my anti-panzer rocket launcher, it's your job
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:18 pm

i really thought that one would land

game designer walks into a bar. says to the bartender, "i have a great idea for an rpg mechanic". bartender says "oh yeah, what's that?". game designer looks directly at the drunken greasehead next to him "get back to work and fix my shoulder mounted anti-panzer rocket launcher, it's your goddamn job"
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:37 pm

Skeletor wrote:i really thought that one would land
words you don't want to hear from your engine designer

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by s. goblin » Mon Feb 06, 2023 9:21 pm

Khaos wrote: words you don't want to hear from your engine designer
you can't make an omelet...

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Mon Feb 06, 2023 9:49 pm

failing to land is fine
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Blissful » Tue Feb 07, 2023 5:49 am

Skeletor wrote: Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:18 pmi really thought that one would land
i read it + got it but i did so on mobile while not logged in
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Rylinks » Tue Feb 07, 2023 12:08 pm

Blissful wrote:
Skeletor wrote: Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:18 pmi really thought that one would land
i read it + got it but i did so on mobile while not logged in
should have played around it

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Blissful » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:19 pm

Rylinks wrote: Tue Feb 07, 2023 12:08 pm
Blissful wrote:
Skeletor wrote: Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:18 pmi really thought that one would land
i read it + got it but i did so on mobile while not logged in
should have played around it
i will never phonepost unless it would be extremely funny to do so
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Feb 07, 2023 2:43 pm

oh man, that *would* be extremely funny
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Fri Feb 17, 2023 4:57 am

interrupting a chess player who was telling you about the game they just won as white by telling them to check their privilege
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Fri Feb 17, 2023 4:57 am

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ok, but who is on first?
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Mon Feb 20, 2023 6:57 pm

Listening to the Cure rn

Why am I listening to the Cure rn

It suddenly hits me, is it because I watched an episode of Aeon Flux last night? Have I got MTV on the brain
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Thu Feb 23, 2023 3:48 pm

the tattletale heart

(ChatGPT has destroyed my motivation to invest time in fleshing some of these ideas out at all)
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Thu Feb 23, 2023 4:20 pm

a crime detective show where one of the characters is a blanket (like towlie on south park) and the partner characters says "cover me, blankets!"
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by s. goblin » Fri Feb 24, 2023 12:07 am

Crunchums wrote:a crime detective show where one of the characters is a blanket (like towlie on south park) and the partner characters says "cover me, blankets!"
blankets: i think our relationship is moving too fast

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Fri Feb 24, 2023 12:36 am

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im glad it works
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Sat Feb 25, 2023 2:00 am

there are sooooooooo many numbers, it's downright crazy someone decided their names should all end in "mississippi"
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Sat Feb 25, 2023 6:43 am

idk seems pretty normal for members of an extended family to share a last name
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Sat Feb 25, 2023 2:20 pm

Jeb please refer to N as "the mississippis" in one of your publications
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Sat Feb 25, 2023 3:42 pm

Skeletor wrote: Sat Feb 25, 2023 2:20 pm your publications

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sat Feb 25, 2023 4:28 pm

Skeletor wrote: Sat Feb 25, 2023 2:20 pm Jeb please refer to N as "the mississippis" in one of your publications
I'll see what I can do

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